riseoftheinsurrection

belinsky:

if u ever are worried that ur star wars fic is too tropey, remember this episode of clone wars

where anakin and obi-wan drink some random shit that’s handed to them in a pirate bar, because those dudes are trustworthy

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and wake up chained to each other

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AND TO COUNT DOOKU, THE SUPER EVIL SITH LORD THEY WERE SENT THERE TO RESCUE

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THIS IS CANON, THIS IS ACTUAL STAR WARS CANON

earlploddington

earlploddington:

…we as a race went from Custer’s last stand (1876) to Armstrong’s first steps on the moon (1969) in the span of a single human life time. 93 years.

Adolf Hitler and Nintendo both started in 1889.

Humanity is young as hell. We’ve been around with distinct cultures for like what, 4000 years?…